Blepharospasm Bulletin Board

I play Bridge every Thursday night. If things are bad, I don my very dark overglasses - no one can see what is going on underneath. So last Thursday, someone commented "With those shades you look like a fugitive from the 'Sopranos'." Thanks a lot.

With relatives, I would not be polite. (Tell your mother to go to hell) I would give back. Work on a few sound bites that you can use, like "If I was Michael J. Fox would you be this mean to me?" -or - "Pretend I have one month to live, and act accordingly."

Can anyone else come up with some one-liners?